tpost
the act of celibrating usually prematurely
yesterday when i was bowling i threw the ball then tposted and it was a gutterball
the act of fisting a female with penetration and masturbating at the same time, until climax.
before rosie became a lesbian, johnny gave her the t-post, this sealed her decision.
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