traci lords
a wh-r-,a kiddie wh-r-
see child p-rn, and priest. traci lords is a wh-r-
a female who lied about her age to get into the p-rn industry in the 70’s and 80’s. best known for her moaning.
guy: “dude i saw a movie with traci lords in it and when she was moaning i thought she was gonna explode!”
girl: “i know she really gets me going!”
a p-rnstar from the late 70’s and early 80’s, infamous for starring in her first film while only 16 years old. is almost single-handedly responsible for the modern-day p-rn industry’s extremely thorough background checks.
traci lords films made before she turned 18 are today considered child p-rn, making them both illegal and at the same time highly valuable collector’s items.
a secretive, conniving wh-r- who lied about her age to get into p-rn. she made her first movie at the age of 16 (1984) and lasted until 1986, when f.b.i. douchebags busted her. she has become a legend in mainstream acting, mostly with guest appearances on tv and minor roles in movies that tanked (a/k/a “cult cl-ssics”). was never charged with a crime in connection to obtaining a u.s. p-ssport with the fake i.d. she used to get into p-rn.
traci lords deserves an oscar for being the biggest bullsh-t artist this side of mars.
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