Tracking My Package


when a girl really wants you to f-ck her
helen has been trackingmypackage for weeks now, think i will f-ck her on my birthday

( said all brooklynish in one word like feggetabout-t)
when a lady wants your c-ck in her life
“she keeps asking if i am single and what i do after work, she’s really tracking my package”

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