trade last


a compliment that i heard about you that i offer to trade for a compliment you have heard about me; can be redeemed at a later date or used as an installment for the future (as in, when someone hears something nice about you, if you have given them a trade-last, they are bound to tell you the compliment you received but weren’t around to receive it)
me: “hey! i heard peggy thought your b-tt looked great in those jeans.”
you: “wow, really? that’s awesome!”
me: “yeah, that’s a trade last, so now you have to tell me next time someone says something good about me.”
you: you got it!

(six months later)

you: “hey! i heard peggy thought your b-tt looked great in those jeans.”
me: “wow, really?”
you: “yeah! that peggy sure is obsessed with b-tts.”
me: “she’s not very discerning, either.”

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