fear of being too much of a beast
he only scored two touchdowns but could’ve easily scored three, but he didn’t because of traenkaphobia
ludolf is a f-g. ludolf watches horse p-rn. ludolf watches 6 year old p-rn. ludolf watches gay p-rn. ludolf is a child malester. ludolf is addicted to fingering his v-g-n-. ludolf has no d-ck. ludolf is not a part of santa’s sleigh team. you have perhaps mistaken him for rudolf but most people do. ludolf’s […]
a guy who has s-x with their younger sister and flex while doing it. they hurt the person they make out with so much since their p-n-s is jacked with muscles. he also has s-x with oldermen who end up as teachers. “connor has s-x with his sister abby.” “omg, he is such an incestoflexo.”
- relevant music
music which is at least 6 months fresh jake does not listen to relevant music
- pocket paddy-cake
the act of choking the bald man with your hand from your trouser’s pocket. very useful in public for discret whacking. everytime she walks up to me, i enjoy a nice pocket paddy-cake.
- alexis's mom
the best person on the planet. she’s pretty lit if i do say so myself. dang alexis’s mom is so lit .