traffic jesus
a driver (male/female) known to always allow others the right-of-way, often causing his/her p-ssengers to become angry at them for being overly nice to any and all traffic.
dan: “dude, your dad is always letting other people go first, even when it’s his turn. no wonder we’re always late..”
chris:”i know man, he’s a total traffic jesus.”
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