Trafficologist


after being a television meteorologist for 18 years, i needed a new t-tle as i moved into doing traffic reports on the radio. for the few hours i give those reports, i become a trafficologist. the training to be a real, certified trafficologist is grueling, yet thorough. still working on that american trafficology seal of approval.
“…and eastbound 64 at the high rise bridge is backed way up. it’s constipated. i’m trafficologist, dave.”

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