tragedy hipster
an unholy birthing from the chaos following any tragedy, the tragedy hipster will ridicule the mainstream media for not covering ‘more vital’ tragedies that only their own magical social media feed displays.
“everybody’s praying for paris, but no network will cover the stuff in beirut.”
“dude. check a news site instead of facebook once in a while. you are such a tragedy hipster!”
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