tragedy whore


someone who always jumps at the opportunity to mourn/ express deep sadness, usually over the death of someone, or the occurance of something, that has essentially nothing to do with that individual
pete: did you see jalen? she wrote “rip oscar” all over her arm! she talked to him maybe once?!

sam: yeah, man. what a tragedy wh-r-!

or

alice: wow. i feel so terrible that joanne has that flesh eating disease! i think that we should all sit with her at lunch!

stacey: you’re such a tragedy wh-r-, alice! you called joanne fugly last week. you just want to shine in her sympathy glow.

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