Trail of Fail


n. a life that’s seemingly hopeless, a neverending epic fail. those who lead a trail of fail are often emo teenagers or nerdy 40-year-olds who live with their mothers.
my life is a trail of fail. i woke up, stubbed my toe, burned my breakfast, found out that my bike was stolen, was dumped by my girlfriend and it’s not even noon yet.

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