Trailer Park Morality
a distrubing and unfortunate moral code adhered to by persons living in trailer parks. this particular moral code includes strict dedication to the following:
1. economic dishonesty, theft of all kinds, ripping off the government and taxpayers
2. the purchase of optional items such as chrome b-mpers and large screen televisions in place of food for the offspring
3. any heteros-xual conduct possible…with whoever is close by as well as bored/stoned/drunk/closely related
4. racism and cultural bias of all kinds are taught from birth
5. teenage pregnancy is only a concern if it occurs during or after the age of 18, or if the father was from outside of the trailer park
6. a heretofore unrivaled brand of laziness wherein persons engage in only eating, getting drunk, shopping for food and alcohol and having s-x. the rest of one’s time is spent sleeping and going to the bathroom
jimmy jack’s convictions on the charges of lewd conduct, grand larceny and mail fraud were seen as a travesty back at the trailer park, as they were daily occurrances there.
apparantly, trailer park morality is not smiled upon in the outside world.
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