those eureka moments that happens on public transport
i had an amazing trainwave on the way to work this morning, we should make chocolate tea pots
johnnny is the worst kind of guy in the world everyone hates him omg he’s acting like a “johnnny” eww
the act of placing the head of ones p*n*s inside the foreskin of another’s p*n*s. bob and dan enjoy doing zotikos because of his stretchy skin
- tyler banks
great friend and super sweet, funny, and shy. overall he’s the greatest guy you’ll ever meet. don’t let go of a tyler banks. great ball player and really sarcastic gotta love tyler banks
to trip so hard you see a purple elephant. john got super lacef last night.