when you eat asparagus, and sleep with your partner, and their pee stinks instead of yours.
it was so funny last night. i had an episode of transasparagusestablishmentaranism. my boyfriend and i went out to dinner, i had asparagus. we went home and went right to bed. in the middle of the night he got up to pee and his pee smelled like asparagus. mine didn’t!
a s-xy son of a b-tch he is such a sainz
a word to describe someone who isn’t telling the truth or isn’t telling the entire truth about something also known as a liar or a fibber her: i’m the most honest person, i always tell the truth me: the truth? ha! more like truefalser
the last few weeks in the semester when you’re slummin’ it so hard and the only thing you can afford is bagels and $5 boxed wine which you will save to get you through all those sh-tty finals. connie: how’s your slumester going? pam: last week i ran out of laundry detergent so i used […]
- orange high school
a feces scented pile of self righteous pr-cks who somehow still believe that the tooth fairy and santa are real and that money comes out of their parents’ -sses. guy 1:yo dude want to go to an orange high school party and get totally wasted? guy 2:nah man i would rather not stand around in […]
fear of air i cant go outside because i have airphobia