transpants
pants designed for the female figure that add the illusion of an engorged p-n-s upon sitting down.
i forgot why i never wear these pants until i sat down, now i remember they’re transpants that make me look like i have a girl-b-n-r.
to transplant the items in one pair of pants (keys, wallet, change, belt, etc.) to a new pair of pants.
1. d-mn! i’ve got mustard on these pants time for a transpant.
2. sh-t, where are my keys? don’t tell me i forgot to transpant.
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