Trashification
the process by which all the shiny new things we buy eventually become irrelevant, outdated, worn out, busted, or unloved and are thrown away or sold to continue their route to the garbage pile in someone else’s house. first used in this definition by jerry seinfeld on the tonight show, december 23, 2014. see also cr-ppify.
“all things on earth only exist in different stages of becoming garbage. objects start at the highest order visible in a living area. from there it goes to a closet, cupboard or drawer. from the closet it goes to the garage, one of the longest phases in trashification.”
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