Traumahawk
a sudden burst of unpleasant imagery or phrases in order to traumatize someone or just generally disturb them.
john: i’m gonna hit you with a traumahawk!
sarah: what’s a –
john: your parents having s-x your parents having s-x your parents having s-x
sarah: oh god no stop it
a helicopter you don’t want to ride in. aka lifeflight, medivac, flying ambulance.
larry crashed so hard that they brought in the traumahawk.
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