jerking it (or flicking the bean) while on a road trip.
my drive was terrible until i decided to get a travel jack in on i-95
when a person takes a picture of their truck and posts it on social media accounts. my #trelfie got a hundred likes on instagram today!
weird , different. that’s an unoridnary looking tree.
- vomitus maximus
the act of vomiting your entirety after witnessing something that should never be seen with human eyes, or any eyes for that matter. guy 1: “dude, did you see 2 girls 1 cup?” guy 2: “oh my g-d, it made me vomitus maximus!” vomit 2 girls 1 cup fugly nasty -sswipe
vozdra is bosnian slang for the word ‘zdravo’ which means ‘h-llo’. vozdra, profesore! šta ima?
a male s-x toy. a hollow silicon tube with ribbed or many different textures inside to give the user h-lla pleasure that the hand just can’t do. “i’m tired of wackin it with my hand, i’m gonna use my wack-it-jacket and some lube to get the job done. merica! ” jpy