travel plug
the odd phenomenon whereby the bowels stop operating during travel causing m-ssive “backlog” if you will.
typically the phenomenon can be attributed to poor eating habits while away from home (fast food and the like), but there have been isolated reports of a pre-emptive plug happening the day before departure or the day of, thus debunking diet as the sole cause.
i drove to gulf sh-r-s with the family last week. thanks to the travel plug, i didn’t cr-p the entire time. when i got home – wow…….just wow…..
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