Travel ‘Stache


(noun) a moustache grown and maintained for the sole purpose of a special vacation. this particular mustache is a head-turner in airports, train and bus stations, and cruise ships in particular. may be more noticeable to women, especially women with children ages 5-12.
player #1)

yo soul brotha did you see that cat’s travel ‘stache?

player #2) fooooossssshhhhhhh! them sh-ts be right.

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