Travel Wife
a person who takes very little time to get ready for the day and would be an ideal travel companion for a businessman or politician. it is not uncommon for this person to wake up less than 5 minutes before they leave the house. the difference between a travel wife and a nasty slob is a travel wife always looks very put together and no one would know they get ready in 45 seconds. travel wives come in many different flavors the most popular being persian.
husband: “so i got up to use the restroom on the plane and in the amount of time it took me to get back my wife had already done her hair and make up.”
friend :”wow yasi is the perfect travel wife”
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