Travelling Vacuum salesman
when you are far from your home and a man date-rapes your woman (who lives at your home) while she is at home through shiny consumer goods.
so i came home from new york and claire told me that she was struck by a travelling vacuum salesman. after reprimanding her i tracked the man down and destroyed him.
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