tree branch
when a man pulls back his erect p-n-s and lets it go to smack someone in the face, the same way one would pull back the branch of a tree and let it swing back into place.
i tree branched that b-tch last night.
internet slang for a p-n-s that bends to the right which has been hideously defaced with a magic marker and has had a picture taken of it which has been sent to the object of the owners desire.
lolz roffle magus’ treebranch
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