Tree Frog


a mythical brand of beer popular in the 1960s. it never existed, but it sure was good!
wish i had me a tree frog beer to suck on right now!
on a humid day your nutsac sticks to your leg.
dam i wish the heat would lighten up im tree froggin.
a wh-r-. a girl that hops from d-ck to d-ck like a treefrog hops from tree to tree.

-my friends and i needed a way to call down girls without them knowing.
“omg, she is such a treefrog!”
an australian $100aud note.
“don’t be flashing ’round those ‘treefrogs’. you’ll get rolled up in this muh-f-cka.”
a tree frog is an individual that becomes a tattoo shop groupie, they are easly spotted by their common uniform of revealing outfits, new tattoos, and thier willingness to sleep with tattoo artists in exchange for free body art..avoid at all costs!!
though she is a tattooist now, a perfect example of a tree frog is kat von d.. she tree-frogged her way into the pro biz riding the coat tails of the great, oliver peck.. all respect oliver, still the greatest traditional artist i have had the pleasure of meeting
the frog who hops from party to party limb to limb and is the most bad-ss kid ever word treefrog is the sh-t
have you seen that treefrog hopin from tree to tree?
a tree frog can be many things. a tree frog can be a frog that lives in a tree, or a total army of frogs ready to kill you. it normally is followed by a lawn or a police car.
holy: tree frog lawn police car yam hay gag haystack moon eggplant

ink link: the secret phrase “tree frog” was found!!

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