Tree Hooker


a word used to explain a person who is overly obsessed with nature. they don’t hug trees they f-ck them. usually they waste usable sp-ce to put in a tree.
mark:: did u see that new park in malibu that every one though was going to be a mall!

sally:: well yes i did. it’s the work of a tree hooker
someone who is stupid and dumb, like a monkey, shows off their goodies, like a monkey in a tree and hooks for money by giving away their monkey parts.
i don’t believe heather was all over that guy and gave it up last night, she is such a treehooker!

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