tree kwon do


when a big tree, little tree, any kind of tree in a pot of sorts is put outdoors for fresh air, etc. and there is a fear of theft, or abuse, the tree can demonstrate tree kwon do. tree kwon do as a form of self defense for the tree.
if a tree is put outside within a populared area, and someone tries to steal the tree, it will practice, tree kwon do.

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