tree piss


1) the sap that comes out of a tree.
2) a really tall guy going for a pee.
3) the p-ss on a tree left over by a guy or many guys who’ve done their buisiness there.
4) an insult related to the words sl-t, sk-nk, wh-r-, biznatch, hoze-bag, etc.
courtney is such tree p-ss, there’s no guy who hasn’t done her over atleast once.
when two people or a combination of people and small rodents ingage in a crocidle pile up when one is missing half of one of their index finger and both partic-p-nts are at the highest point in the tree with a jar of pure canadian maple syrup.
tree p-ss is a rare occurance ive only experienced once or twice.

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