tree stump


a p–p that, upon entering the toilet, sticks to the bowl and stands up straight, with approximately 2/3 of the log out of the water. this causes a horrendous odor. it is resistant to multiple flushes.
i think brian tree stumped our toilet again. someone go knock that thing down and flush it so our bathroom doesn’t smell like cr-p.
one who has such an emensly huge “chode”(or short fat p-n-s) that the c-ck is so short and fat that it could be mistaken for a tree stump.
“hey dude that girl over there wnats know how big your dig is, no joke.” “rilly?” well it’s about this long and this fat…….”ewww dude you have f-ckin’ tree stump?!?!?!!?”
a nickname for threesome that can be used in public when you don’t want certain people to find out you are really a dirty, dirty wh-r-.
the first night i met him, me and my girlfriend went back to his place for a treestump.
a tiny c-ck
lisa: i was with that guy last night.
leanne: oh yeah, what happened?
lisa: not much he had a tree stump!
nickname for a man with a p-n-s that is smaller than the length of his thumb.
george bush is a tree stump.

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