treecock


an amazingly large p-n-s. think of a redwood…
ron jeremy…tommy lee…the character meat from the movie porky’s…need we go on?
when one male’s copious amount of pubic hair outgrows the length of his p-n-s. the result looks like a tree top.
cindy: see that boy over there? i bet he has a huge p-n-s.
naomi: it makes no difference. i hooked up with him once. severe tree c-ck.

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