treenis
huge p-n-s that can be mistaken for a tree, the kind of thing you see in modern p-rn. a p-n-s so big you wonder how any mortal woman can take it.
holy sh-t! that thing is huge! if your girl can take a treenis like that, she’s ruined forever.
a tree that is shaped like a p-n-s. usually on a slight slope or hill with a curve at the base, giving the image of a treerection.
see also: c-ntree
“now, i’m just gonna stick this treenis into this c-ntree and make a lean-to shelter!”
the name of a really cool gal named trina.
treenis, it ryhmes with p-n-s.
14 inches of pure bliss.
he went with treenis to the sports grill.
ok this is one my friends made up. a treenis is a drawing of a p-n-s with leaves at the top so f-gs and parents won’t think that it’s a p-n-s, instead they think it’s a tree!
guy one: (drawing a p-n-s on my friends shirt) look a p-n-s!
my friend: my mom’ll kill me if she sees that! i won’t be able to wear that shirt!
guy 1: no problem! (draws leaves at the top to make it look like a coconut tree) it’s a treenis!
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