Treenuts


top definition
is a nickname for any chill girl. a name taken with honor given only to few. if you are lucky enough to have this honor bestowed upon you only 3 other people in the world are recorded to be called this! the 4th p-ssed away just recently of being a total bad-ss (usually the way treenuts dies). anyone with this name is loved by everyone, especially her haters! haters wish they can be her and pay more attention to them hence the hating to grab her attention.

when this person farts, gold dust comes out.

when she doesn’t get what she wants g-d is afraid.

when she laughs starving children of africa are fed.

when she cries the world stops.
here comes treenuts, i wish she would look at me.

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