treknition


an loser/virgin that lives in his or her parent’s bas-m-nt and has it set up like the enterprise bridge, complete with life-like cardboard cutouts of the crew.
“kirk” has spent 20 years as a treknition making sure he’ll never get laid or see a real b–b.

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