trench master
a male. most probably a spick, with abs and also says douchebag words like: “chill” “ight” “all shweat bro” “i cant talk now, gotta go do abs”.
once dug a hole but go seven blisters and cried about it for two weeks.
also dry humps for hours and if you can convince him enough… he will suck the sh-t out of a girls nipples.
ex1:
friend: dude the hole is finished, lets go to this party.
brennen: f-ck that man i have blisters
friend: cmon we told those b-tches we would go
brennen: fine but its the last time i dig wholes with u, f-ck off
friend: u fckn trench master i feed u and u act like a huge d-ck about two blisters. u b-tch.
ex2:
douche: yo man it went amazing with that chick last night
friend: what happened?
douche: she gave me a handy and we dry humped
friend: what do u mean you dry humped?
douche: for like two hours dude
friend: u trench master f-ck did u at least suck her nipples dry?
douche: nah man, next time tho i promise!
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