Triangle Potato
the triangle potato is the closest earthly symbol we have of the holy trinity. st. patrick would have used it instead of the shamrocks to explain the trinity, but they didn’t have them back then.
“boy i sure am glad they got rid of triangle potatoes… squiggle!”
“gold standard?! what about the triangle potato standard?!”
“if you ate 1,000,000 triangle potatoes, you would get 20,000 times the daily recommended dose of vitamin c.”
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