Trident dick


an extremely large, erect p-n-s with three separate heads. often used in indian p-rnography to cut budgets. has the ability to pleasure three cavities, but does not receive three-fold pleasure itself.
dude 1: scariest sh-t last night at luke’s
dude 2: what happened?
dude 1: we were all joking about who had the bigger package and the conversation really got tense. jeff kept saying his was the biggest and we told him there was no way. he freaked out and yelled ” i have a trident d-ck!” and then we all lost it and couldn’t stop laughing. then he started to cry and just whipped it out. it looked exactly like poseidon’s trident.
dude 2: word?
dude1: word.

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