trifle fingers
when you finger a girl who simultaneously has a yeast infection as well as being on her period
friend 1: hey johnson you’ll never guess what i got upto last night..
friend 2: what farhan?
friend 1: i earned my trifle fingers badge!
friend 2: awesome bro, i got mine last week with your mother!
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