Trigger mortis


a spasm of regret, often originating in the index finger, immediately after hastily sending an email or a text message that may, on reflection, be inappropriate.
why oh why did i accept his friend request? now my hand is locked in a shameful rictus of trigger mortis.
a certain lockjaw of the thumb, resulting from playing too aggressively during b-tton mashing video games. most often -ssociated with heated matches of mario party.
dude, i so could have won that minigame had i not caught the trigger mortis!

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