Trinity Swagg (TSwagg)

when someone matriculates to the trinity college they instantly receive trinity swagg, tswagg for short. trinity swagg is an ability to always be a mother f-ckin’ boss.

having tswagg consists, for guys, of a wardrobe of copious amounts of pastel colored polos, lacoste tees, b-tton down shirts, double popped collars. also, a necessity, is various rainbow sandals for anything about 40 degrees tswagg-enheit and various boat shoes and timberlands for anything below. girls, short skirts, white jeans, and flats are always a bonus. tswagg girls always have them heels at least 4 inches, and whoever doesn’t have them ugg boots and hunter rain boot ain’t got that tswagg. party gl-sses are a necessity for both males and females to have tswagg. exposing cleavage only boosts tswagg, girls got them pushup, bombsh-ll bras, and fellas gotten them double popped collars with unb-ttoning down to they nips; the more chest hair the better.

lax sticks, fiddle sticks, spoons, cradlers, and any other synonym for a lacrosse stick is basically mandatory. girls need to be able to pound 2 to 3 shots and be done for the night, with a chaser maybe 4. then they talk about how good each other look, that’s tswagg. outrageous flow and bodacious curves also increase tswagg. snap back hats and lacrosse pinneys; to strips of dyed hair and low cut shirts also expedite the increasage of tswagg.

guacamole is the tswagg of all condiments.
holy sh-t, those guys are from trinity, they have mad trinity swagg (tswagg)

my urichmond swagger is awful, i should have gone to trinity to inflate my trinity swagg (tswagg).

they may be -ssholes, but their trinity swagg (tswagg) is -rg-smic; i want that kid in my panties to play with “the zephyr”