Trip jog


the act of speeding up for a few seconds as soon as you trip in the street, so as to mask the moment from your fellow pedestrians. they will -ssume you stopped a few hundred metres back to tie your shoelace, and needed to get back on schedule.
oh, look, that guy’s started running. is there an ice cream van — oh, he’s done already. must have been trip jogging.

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