triple cow


it is basically the same as “have a cow” but much more cow involved. instead of saying, “wow….he was so freaked out! he had a cow!” you’d say, “wow! he was so freaked out! he had a triple cow!”

still having a cow…but triple that meaning…triple the angst.

this was a common phrase used in the early 80’s.
jared had a triple cow when he gained five pounds and thought his subway sponsorship was going to be yanked.

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