triple crowning


to uncontrollably sh-t, p-ss and throw up all at the same time. usually as result of a food-borne illness. the lovechild of food poisoning and a full bladder.
i shouldn’t have eaten that street food with a gallon of tea in india. i was triple crowning in a field until the next morning.
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when a person induces any narcotic drug in the form of 2 uppers, and 1 downer. for example cocaine, xanax, and ecstacy all induced within 30 minutes.

uppers: ecstacy, cocaine, speed, adderal, ect.
downers: xanax, oxycodone, promethazine, triazolam
“dude!! i’ve been triple crowning since sat-rday and im still up.”

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