Triple Lindy


a dive that rodney dangerfield performed in his film “back to school”. it is an impressive dive that is said to be “impossible”.
person 1: whoa! did you see ronaldo pull off that totally dope triple lindy.

person 2: yeah man, that sh-t was so cash.
a s-xual position that requires the strength of superman and the dexterity of spiderman (and, if you like it kinky, batman’s mask and rubber nipples).

if you’re looking at it from the side it looks like the woman is flying. except she’s not flying, she’s being held up from underneath by the guys hands and from her spladge by the guys p-n-s. so the guy, standing up with his knees bent, has to hold her up without breaking his back and she has to keep her body in line with his p-n-s without breaking hers. how they manage to do that and still thrust is amazing and probably involves fitness.
“how did they die?”

“triple lindy spine-snapping mishap.”

“fair play.”

“that’s why the coffins are l-shaped.”

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