Tristam


the coolest mother f-cker in the world.
hi, i’m tristam. but, just in case you couldn’t tell by my name, i’m the coolest mother f-cker in the world.

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    the act of engulfing a persons head in the bell of a tuba and playing a loud obnoxious note causing the victim become temporarily disoriented and bang there head on the inside of the tuba. i got bob back for taking my pencil the other day, i totally used the art of tuba bombing, you […]


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