Tristan thompson
1. (man) a combination of both tristan (a horrible s-x partner), and a thompson (a man with no t-st-cl-s).
2. (woman) a girl who constantly grinds her teeth on your d-ck, whilst queefing untill your d-ck goes limp and her teeth grind your d-ck even more.
3. (n) a mild flame r-t-rdent, used in kinky love making acts.
example 1
1: why do you keep calling that guy tristan?
2: i was drunk one night and thought he looked okay, so i pulled his pants down and he didnt have any b-lls.
1: wow, really?
2: yeah, that tristan thompson, was a horrible s-x partner.
example 2
that girl is horrible, shes like a tristan thompson or something.
example 3
1: hey, howed it go last night?
2: it was okay, we decided on the tristan thompson brand.
1: ive never used that brand before how was it?
2: alright, she just had a few third degree burns.
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