Trogdor

trogdor:

(1) the mythical creature created by strong bad in response to an e-mail asking him if he knew how to draw dragons.

reputed to have once been a man, then a dragon-man, and now primarily a dragon, trogdor is composed of an s-shaped body, teeth and scales made of “consummate v’s”, a muscular arm extending from the back of his neck, small wings, and two stick legs.

reputedly a vicious being who routinely lays waste to the countryside and the peasants who inhabit it, he is also known by his full name, “trogdor the burninator”.

(2) any foolish and absurd individual who is highly destructive and hot-tempered.

(3) someone who wants to be taken seriously, but comes across as ludicrous and irritating.
(1) trogdor the burninator just burninated my hovel. i wonder if my insurance will cover this.

(2) after destroying a dinette set and several cupboards-full of dishes in his anger over being unable to tie his shoes, steven became know as a veritable trogdor.

(3) what a trogdor! she wants to go to the party with us, but can you imagine her trying to p-ss herself off as an intellectual to dr. bronson? maybe we can bring her out to break up the party, but not before.
1. draw an s and then a more different s.
2. close it up real good at the top for his head.
3. then, using consummate v’s, give him teeth, spinities(???), and angry eyebrows.
4. then you can add smoke or fire, or maybe some wings, you know if he’s a wing-a-ling dragon.
5. then put a beefy arm on him for good measure, which looks really good, coming out of the back of his neck dere.
6. get burninating!
an uber dragon of total burnination. his hobies are as follows, burninating the countryside, burninating all the peasants, burninating all the people in their thatched roofed cottages. his dislikes include being sworded and/or arrowed. he was created when kaiser from california dissapointed strongbad by not being a female, he then asked if strongbad could draw a dragon. stongbad did. it consisted of an “s” and a more different”s” and closing it up real nice at the top there. then using consumate “v”s gave it teeth spiketies and angry eyebrows. he gave him wings so he can be a wingaling dragon. he put a beefy arm back on for good measure. then he needed a name, strongbad decided on “trogdor the burninator” and gave trogdor “majesty”. then he checked on the other students, he yelled at coach z for not using consumate “v”s, strongmad just carved dragon into the table(if u click on the r in dragon in that scene u get a bonus one) then burned up strong sad’s picture for being too good. and then trogdor’s theme song was born.
trogdooooooor!!!
trogdooooooor!!!
burninating the countryside!
burnunating all the peasants!
burninating all the people!
in their thatched-roof cottageees!!
thatched-roof cottages!!
and the trogdor he comes in the niiighht!!
mythical “wingaling” dragon, with lots of majesty, who burninates peasants, countrysides, and thatch-roofed cotages. occasionally he will smite a kerrek.

okay…the v’s are consummate, not consonant. consummate means “perfect” or “immaculate”, meaning that the teeth are made of perfect v’s, which is why coach zee’s attempts is so horrendous.
i said consummate v’s! consummate! jeez…guy wouldn’t know majesty if it jumped up and bit ‘im in de face!
trogdor, the ultimate dragon of complete and total obliterative awesome burnination. trogdor was born when strong bad recieved an e-mail, however to his dismay this e-mail was not sent to him from a female. it was sent by from kaiser from california. kaiser wanted to know if he could draw a dragon to see his skills of an artist. strong bad accepted this incredible feat to prove to the world that he could in fact draw a dragon. he started with an “s” and a more different “s”, then made a top mark on a long “v” then added some legs and some arms and then decided he needed to start over because it didn’t look “natural”. he started with the same style, “s” more differet “s” and closed it up real nice at the top there. he then used consumate “v”‘s to give him teeth, spiketies, and angry eyebrows. he then put on some wings, so he could be a “wingaling” dragon. then he added some fire and some smoke, and put one of those beefy arms back on for good measure. then he beheld trogdor in all his majesty. he then checked on his other students. he yelled at coach z for not using conummate “v”s and his lack of knowing majesty if it jumped up and bit him in the face. strong mad just simply carved the word “dragon” into the table. and if the “r” in dragon is clicked you see homsar. then strong sad improves on strong bad’s methods. then strong bad improves them even further by lighting strong sad’s drawing on fire with his trusty bmw lighter. thus trodor struck again. then trogdor’s theme song was born. it goes “trooogdoooooorrr!!!! trogdooooorrrrr!!!! trogdor was a man….well….maybe he was a dragon man…..well…..maybe he was just a..dragon….but he was still trogdooooorr!!!!! trogdooooorr!!!!! burninating the countryside. burninating the peasants. burninating all the people in their thatched roof cottages!!!! thatched roof cottages!!!! and the trogdor he comes in the niiiiighhtt!!!!!” apparently trogdor used to be a man, then a dragon/man hybrid, then just and descicivly a dragon. when dealing with trogdor, one must always make sure they have an item that is capable of swording and/or arrowing. trogdor also stars in an arcade game located on homestarrunner.com. in this game you are trogdor, and you run around squishifying peasants in order to be able to burninate their cottages, however you must dodge to pointy swordity death of the evil knights who wish to ceace your incredible fun of doom, you must also avoid the arrows from the arrowers who also wish to end said fun. trogdor has many natural habitats such as, hats, t-shirts, socks, likenesses of himself, but mostly the internet.
umm…that’s pretty much all there is to know about trogdor the burninator…..unless you like want his family tree or something….
trogdor!!! trogdor!!
trogdor was a man…
i mean, he was a dragon man!
uh, actually he was just a dragon
…um, but he was still
trogdor!!! trogdor!!!
burninating the countryside
burninating the peasants
burninating all the people
and the thatched roof cottages!!!
thatched roof cottages!!!
and then trogdor comes in the night!!!
full name: trogdor the burninator. a mythical dragon that first appeared in a strong bad email response from www.homestarrunner.com. he is a “wingaling” dragon who has “lots of majesty” and “angry eyebrows”. he has a “beefy arm” coming out of the back of his neck for “good measure”. as the story is told, trogdor was a dragon who “burninated” the countryside, peasants, people, and the thatched roof cottages. then, he comes in the night. as strong bad tells it, some people are trying to get him to send trogdor over to their houses. there is also a trogdor song and game, in which it describes his fateful journey and how he must triumph against all of mankind. his only weaknesses are to be “sworded” or “arrowed”.
trogdor the burninator