Trojan Mustache
when a guy is denied morning s-x by a girl who instead falls back to sleep. as an act of revenge, the guy places a used condom over the sleeping girl’s upper lip then leaves.
i left that hoe with a trojan mustache after she wouldn’t wake up for an early morning grind session
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