troll bride
not usually deemed to be one until after the fiasco of a wedding, the troll bride makes a series of mistakes & poor decisions out of pure stubbornness, uneducated guesses, & deceit that antagonize the groom & everyone else involved.
troll brides are guilty of some if not all of the following:
-got the groom to propose after falsely claiming to be pregnant.
-rejected initial engagement ring & demanded a prettier, more expensive one.
-canceling arrangements at the last moment, after whatever was ordered has already been paid for.
-making sure the bridesmaids are dressed as frumpy as possible so no one will pay attention to them.
-postponing the wedding because the groom broke tradition by seeing her before the ceremony.
-making the groom or his parents pay for everything.
-interfering with the caterers & decorators by lording over every thing they do, like she knew their job better than they did.
-saying “i do not” after begin asked “do you take this man.”
-postponing the wedding several times, especially for petty reasons.
-telling the groom his best friend can’t be his best man because she hates him.
-complaining about the wedding gifts while the givers are withing earshot.
-making the baker redo the cake.
-acting like a spoiled diva drama queen.
are you really going to marry your troll bride of a girlfriend after she ran out on the last guy she was engaged to?
she ended up being a troll bride; she lied about being pregnant & he’s stuck with her because divorce is expensive.
what a troll bride; there’s no part of the ceremony or after party where she didn’t make an embarr-ssing -ss out of herself.
a fat women who is geting married, a fat ungly woman with an att-tude, smelly fat women who trap you into marring them because there pregnant, a mans wife who lets herself go a turns into a fat f-cking pig
a troll bride is that stupid, annoying, loud mouthed, fat, smelly, high foreheaded, ugly b-tch, who your best bud is getting married too, because he put his d-ck in the ugly wh-r- and managed to impregnate her, and whom is now being traped by the ungly lump of pig sh-t into getting married.
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