trolley rage
severe anger in travelers (using trolleys), caused by their near, serious and/or fatal collisions with onlookers, lazy walkers, and untethered children, whilst racing to and from check-in counters to make a flight/train/bus on time.
“that kind of trolley rage can kill someone!” or “my doctor prescribed me zoloft to calm my trolley rage, after i almost bulldozed this guy who was typing a message on his blackberry in the middle of the entrance to the departure gates”
1. noun. origin: road rage, bus rage. feelings -ssociated with attempting to shop at a store whose layout allows no more than 10 people to comfortably shop (e.g. a trader joe’s grocery store). note: trolley is the british word for ‘shopping cart’.
trolley rage example: lex hits up a small grocery store looking to get in and get out after grabbing some ice cream, milk, and cereal. he grabs a small shopping cart (trolley) and takes off for the dairy section. on the way he is forced to stop and wait for a woman in front of him, who has no idea lex is behind her, stop and read the daily special advertis-m-nt. the stopping was no big deal, but two seconds later, lex must stop for a kid, who is lying in the floor playing with a new toy, before moving to the cereal section.
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