Trollfood
someone who is extremely susceptible to being trolled. this person is extremely gullible, providing sustenance to the troll causing him to grow. this is usually accompanied by a troll face of epic proportions.
troll: “umad?”
trollfood: “no y?”
troll: “because i slept with your mother last night”
trollfood: “f-ck u”
troll: “you mean you”
trollfood: “god dam it you suck”
troll: “d-mn-”
trollfood disconnected
troll: rageeeee quit!
trying to argue and/or reason with an internet troll.
trolls enjoy this food and can not live without it. if you see a troll, do not feed it. simply leave it to starve and die.
troll:omgz dis sucks. de beatlez are old and i don’t even see why ppl steal listen to dis garbage. ieeww. dats why i only listen to justin bever and 1d. they r my idolz.
troll feeder: i want to slap you with a dictionary. if you don’t like it then why are you listening to it? it’s a cl-ssic. people are ent-tled to have their opinion but your just being an -sshole, you ignorent little 4 year old. go listen to your f-gs and stay the h-ll away from us. oh, and your f-gs name is justin bieber.
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troll: omgz dis sucks. de beatlez are old and i don’t even see why ppl steal listen to dis garbage. ieeww. dats why i only listen to justin bever and 1d. they r my idolz.
internet smart person: (judging by the fact that no one would spell that way because that makes them a target for to a grammer n-z- attacks, and they brought up justin bieber and one direction on a beatles song. she also misspelled her “idols” last name. i’m just going to let the troll starve. sorry, no troll food today little buddy)
any item of any level of significance on the internet that lures an amount of trolls. on very rare occasions, a troll slowly enjoys its food, while most scarf it down, much to the disgust of other internet goers.
-video of justin bieber’s baby-
commenter: “this video just keeps churning out troll food.”
troll: “thsi song is sooo gayyyyyy!!!!!11!!!1!!!”
commenter: “guys, really, stop feeding the trolls.”
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