tromboner


being s-xually aroused by someone in a band uniform.
whoa! that cute clarinet player standing on the 40 yard line gives me a tromb-n-r!
when your tossing a guys salad and you reach around and jerk him off like your playing a trombone.
“hey b-tch give my a tromb-n-r.”
when a guy gets a b-n-r in band cl-ss
chad got a tromb-n-r
a musician that plays the trombone.
(pr-nounced trum-b-n-r)
jeffery is a tromb-n-r.
a trombone with its slide fully extended, resembling an erect p-n-s.
try playing some pedal tones with that tromb-n-r—just be careful. don’t whack that girl in front of you with the slide.
an ignorant name used by some jealous b-st-rd when that someone see’s a trombonist with their trombone, because they think it is funny. usually used by football players, cheerleaders, potheads and people that have no life.
~walk, walk, walk~

footballer- “hey tromb-n-r!” “hahaha”
trombonist- ~mumble~ “douchef-ck”
1. the act of receiving a “big one” while playing a trombone (or small one, depending on the person).

2. getting a “big one” that resembles the shape of a trombone.

3. getting a “big one” when catching the eye of a particularly attractive or s-xy band player who just happens to play the trombone.
dude 1: oh cr-p, man! i just got a tromb-n-r!
dude 2: hide it quickly! people might see it’s distinct shape!

dude 1: man, he/she just gave me a tromb-n-r!
dude 2: don’t hide it, it’s a symbol of pride!

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