Trophy skeleton
a statuesque and exceedingly thin woman who accompanies a narcissistic, divorced, or unconfident man on outings. like arm candy, but with plastic surgery and gold heels. she will never be his trophy wife, however. that’s not how she rolls.
-hey, is doug’s divorce final yet?
-yeah, and he’s bringing his new trophy skeleton to the club tonight. she’s gotta be a foot taller than he is.
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